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the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
the acceptable barrier reef
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters